Mental Derangement

You are afflicted with love sickness
Have been destabilized by falling in love
You are afflicted with obsessive-compulsive disorder
Constantly checking my social network
You are afflicted intrusive thoughts
Impulses to violently harm a person

PLEASE
GO AWAY SON OF A BITCH
DO NOT IRRITATE ME
DO NOT GIVE ME ANY B'DAY PRESENT
DO NOT GIVE ME HEXES THROUGH MY SHOES

You are sick
and
You need expert (psychiatrist)

ciao!

p.s. no wonder you don't have many friends, sick man!